Sunday, June 10, 2012

Chapter 5

It was Noor's cousin, Wahab, and 2 other boys from our class!

Noor: 7AMADO! HATHA LADIES LOUNGE!!

Reem quickly covered her self with her towel (She was wearing a bikini)

7amada: Wee sorry sorry! He said holding back his laugh.

Wahab: Um ee sorry yalla 7amada khan roo7.

Me: Wahab ta3al. I dragged him away from them

Me: Wahab shyayibkoom ihnee!!??

Wahab: Walla moo ana! 7amada!!

ON THEIR SIDE

Noor: Inta 7mar! Tara irfeejatee labseen bikiniyat!!

7amada: Sorry Sorry yala ya jama3a khan roo7. 7amada ashar 3ala Wahab to come.

Noor: Wai3 ethwel ethwel!!

Reem: Fashlaa Fashlaa!!

Fay: Ashwaa labsa nafnoofi il ba7ar!

We stayed in silence after that, but we moved to the pool side. Kina ma3-6een our backs to the beach...Just in case! We left at 6 lemn il shems ghabet. I was so happy I got a tan, my color became bronzy and goldy! They dropped me home.
 
My mom and dad we sitting bil 9ala

Baba: Hala Sajaato! 9ayra samraa!

Mama: Eee walla ya 3ani 3al bronze!

I laughed, kissed their foreheads and went upstairs to shower. I dragged myself into a hot shower. I invited Fay over so we can watch a movie. My phone started vibrating:

Me: Aloo?

Fay: Ifta7ee il bab!! She said in a Lebanese accent.

Me: Haha! 3ala 3aynee oo rasi. I imitated

We decided to watch Thor.

Fay: Waaay ish7alaat Chris Hemsworth!!!

Me: He's hot bes Liam is sooo much hotter!!!

Fay: Did you hear!?! Miley oo Liam Hemsworth are engaged!!

Me: SHINUU!!!??

Fay: Ee ya3ni law ana chan gilt ok bes Miley? Ohh who am I kidding she's gorgeous!

Me: Ee walla! Shiftay Natalie Portman shloun it-hebil!

Fay: Ee! 7mara! -.-

She slapt over and in the morning we went to 360 for breakfast. Ga3adna ib Fauchon.

Me: Shinuu na6lib?

Fay: Hmmhmmhmmm. She sang playfully.

Me: Umbay Fayoo shoofay hel clown!!

Fay: Wai3! Tabee it7i6 ba3ad mikyaj but she apparently ran out!!

I absorbed the lady very closely, she was wearing a dress that was shwaya tight on her. It was and inch above the knee oo it was long sleeve and shiny.

She was with this guy that looked looked familiar to me, but much more familiar with Fay.

Fay: Shit! Ya rab moo uhwa!

Me: Minu?

Fay pointed at the guy and the girl.

I couldn't belive my eyes that girl was Reem and the guy next to her was.....

Friday, June 8, 2012

Chapter 4

?:It's Wahab... Me:Wahab? Begheyt shey? He hesitated shwaya Wahab: Umm la2 Bes 3li kan Yabee blackberry charger. Ashkaraa he wanted something else but I played along Me: Ok here you go Wahab: Thanks. And he went downstairs After 5 minutes my Blackberry started vibrating. I got a 100 PINGS from Fay. Me: Kheir! Shtabeen!!?! Fay: Ana oo il banat ib ni6la3. Tyeen? Me: Wain bitroo7oon? Fay: 360, ba3dain Itha Lilna khilg inroo7 Regency lady lounge. Me: Okk Bes digeega let me ask my mom I went downstairs oo only my mom oo khaltee were there Mama: Haa Saja Me: Mama agdar aroo7 360 ma3a il banat oo Fay? Mama: La2 banat khaltich minee Auntie: Khalha itroo7 Hala!! Mama: Mmm ok roo7ay I kissed my mom oo aunt oo ri7t fawg Me: Galat Ee ;) Ri7t il beit oo bedelt. I put in my swimsuit oo beach stuff inside my hollister tote bag. I wore my high waist baby blue jeggings oo 8ami9 abyath tucked in loosely with a sequined silver vest that reached under my butt. 3ashan aksir il lown I carried a neon yellow cross bag. Fay: Wainch!! Me: Kanee 3ind il cinema We all hugged Reem: Do you guys want to watch a movie or nitmesha? Lulu: Khan nitmesha malikhilg a6ali3 filim Noor: Taboon inroo7 Fauchon? Me: Ee ok We went downstairs to Fauchon. 360 was filled up with heileg oo imghazelchiya. We ignored the stares oo sat down. Fay: Shitgooloon? Inroo7 regency? Reem: Ee please I really need a tan!! Noor: Ana bag3ad 3al ba7ar oo banam :) Me: Hahaa Nooro! Intay kilich nowm!! Noor: Ma ashba3 min il nowm! After we finished we went to the car. When we got to Regency, we changed oo ga3adna 3ala il ba7ar. We were all relaxing Chan Mara wa7da a7ad 6ashar water on us. Me: AAYY MAAY MIL7 YA7RIG!! ?: Wee sorry Itha 3awartkom! I can't believe it, it was...

Monday, June 4, 2012

Chapter 3

*So you don't get confused:
Saja: MOI!!
Laila: My cousin from my mom's side we are not that close oo she's rude fa imwakhra 3anha
Rana: Bint khaltee oo I'm close with her
Sarah: My cousin also from my mom's side
Wahab: Sarah's bro



Laila: Minu im6ali3 this babiyish rumor 3alay oo 3ala Wahab??!! She said looking at Rana

Mariam: Ana shakoo oo that's so disgusting! Wain ga3deen?

Laila: Madree 3ankoom!

Rana: Ummm, I think 3arif

Laila: Minu?!? Rana it7achey!

Rana: Tara Saja ihya illi gaylaa ina intey you have a crush on Wahab, she told me ina kanat mi7tara minich

What?!?!? Ana a7terr from that!! Oo Rana is such a backstabber! I saw her talking to Wahab hetheek il mara!

Laila: SHINU!!?!!

I entered the room with smoke coming out of my ears and nose illi khara3t-hom min sheklee

Me: Ib keifich Ranoo i6al3een isha3at 3ani!!! 9ij inich backstabber oo mu kafoo!

Rana: Hey! 3irfey ma3a minu gam titkelimein!

Me: Ana 3arfaa ma3a minu ga3da at3amel 7abeebtee!!

Mariam: Hey Hey!! Bes  bes!! Malna khilg 6ag oo im6ageg!!

Laila: Sajoo chithee itsaween feenee!!? Ana shinu saweitlich!

Me: Ana moo gayla shey! Already ana malikhilg nafsee oo mabee akelim a7ad. Faa leish a6ali3 isha3at! Ana moo fathya 7ag chithee swalif! Min 7alat Wahab methelen!!

Sarah: Hey tara ygooloon ina ookhooy

Laila: 3ayal leish 6ala3tay isha3at!

Me: Ana moo im6al3a shey! Hathee Ranoo. Ihya illi kanat ga3da itkelim Wahab moo ana! Ihya illi kanat tit-hawesh ma3ach moo ana!!! Ana shakoo feech!!

Rana: Wai3 Wai3 yahil!

Me: Ana il yahil wela intay!? Maa yeeni 7achee! Ya rab irzigna bil 3agil! Ya rab!

Laila: Ma a9adgich Saja.

Me:  Shayfetnee Na6ritich it9adgeeni!?! Yala yala! I don't have to put up with this bullshit anymore! I said stroming off

I logged into twitter oo I saw the Bring the N3el/Ka3ab/N3al trend oo I tweeted
People who backstab you and people who are shallow #BringAlloftheabove

All of the girls tweeted: People who make stuff about you #Bi*chplease!

I blocked all of them, I locked my door oo watched TV till 9am. I still couldn't belive that out of all the of the people in Kuwait my cousins iglibaw 3alay.

I whatsapped Fay, Fay was the friend that I told EVERYTHING! I mean I loved all of my friends but if
 I could choose a favorite it would be Fay
Me: Fayoo! Ga3da

Fay: I am now

Me: You won't believe what happened!

I told her the whole story

Fay: :O!! Min9ijich! Wtf!

Me: I know! They all think I made up that pathetic rumor!

I slept for only 3 hours. I changed washed up oo went downstairs to eat breakfast. Ilkil kan 3al 6awla eating including the girls. I sat next to 3li (bro). They were all sitting across and all of them were giving me shitty looks. After 5 minutes of akward silence my Iphone vibrated. I got a text from Laila saying:

Laila: Can you stop giving us dirty looks

Me: I will but tell Rana too keep all of her backstabbing and awful ta3beerat to herself!:)

She didn't answer. I went back to my room. After an hour of talking to Fay I heard a knock.

Me: Come in?

?: Hi Saja agdar adish?

Me: Umm minu?

Its.........



Saturday, June 2, 2012

Chapter 2

Both of them were heading our way.
 Dana: Hi banat min ziman ma shifnakoom? Shakilkoom imwakhreen!She said playfully
 Was this girl serious?:o
 Me: La walla moo imwakhreen kana close as ever! I said with a fake smile
 Jazi: Kilish moo mitghayreen!
 Reem was sneaking a bite from Lulu's cookie
 Jazi: Reem Mita bitwagfeen akil? That was how I saw you last year!
 Dana: Ee Tara you can't be able to fit in your jeans with those thunder thighs!
 Fay: Reem nazla 8 kilos in 1 week 9ayra ath3af oo ath3af! Intay illi shway semnana madree leish im6al3a kershitich bara! Fay said pulling down Dana's tshirt
 Dana:See you lazm inroo7 7ajzeen filim. She said annoyed
 Reem: Wai3 wai3 ligafa zaydaa!
 Fay: Lat khafeen imbayin Ina cha3emt-ha!
 Me: Zain itsaween feeha!
 My driver came and picked me up
 Mama:Hala 7abeebtee how was your last day of school?
 Me: Kan 7ail Wanasaa!!
 Mama: Good, yalla jehzai jan6itich binroo7 il shalaih
 I put my things into a bag, mostly I packed shorts oo swim suits
I got into my big brother's white Porsche. It took us an hour 3ala bal ma wi9alna
Salamt 3ala kil beit yeditee. Some of my cousins were snobs oo ya3nee maya36on weyh, ya3ni when you be too kind to them yitfelsefon.
I didn't feel so great so I decided to sit on the beach.
I put on my headphones oo I put on shuffle
The girls were having a girls night so I decided to stay
The whole time I was there I was only sitting with my cousin Mariam. She was the only kind oo considerate one. I mean all of them were kind and considerate bes kint a7is ina Mariam min 6ab3ee
I took a swim. When i came back to my room to shower, I overheard arguing, screaming, and defending....

Chapter 1

The weather was breezy but not cold. The sky was torquise. And it was all waiting for me and screaming to me to get out. It was the last day of school, oo il 9af kan fathee. I just wanted to go because all my friends were there. My 4 best friends were Noor,Reem,Lulu,oo Fay. They all begged me to come because galaw Ina it's fun just to do nothing in school with only the 5 of us in class. Fay: Shraykoom adig 3ala sayigna oo agoola ywedina chocolate bar nitreyeg? Noor: Ee Ee! Tara Ana moo mitraygaa oo ba6nee y3awernee!! Reem: La2 lat kharboon 3alay rijeemee! My thighs are get fatter every week! Lulu: Alaaa ee I would use some chocolate molten! Me: Ee khan roo7. Oo Reem u seriously think you're fat? 3ayal Ana shagoul bala??! Reem: Fine aroo7! Bes manee maklaa shey! Fay: Shasaweelich Ana badoubaa!! So Fay called her driver and he took us to chocolate bar il bidi3 It was the last day of school so we didn't wear our uniforms. We sat down at the table next to the window Fay:Isn't that Dana? Me: Which one? I turned around wela ashouf Dana Al-******. All of our jaws dropped. LITERALLY She was wearing shorts oo a tank top Dana was a girl in our group of friends Bes we all got into a huge fight about a year ago. There was this girl named Jazi that we all hated including her. We just used comment about her attitude oo libs-ha. Dana turned on us and told everything to Jazi but she twisted all of our words to sounding 100x nasty Of course she was sitting next to Jazi oo Jazi was wearing a mini skirt. They both looked as if a 3 year old drew on their faces with new crayons. They were both heading towards us with their 9 inch louboutines...